EXPOSED! Secret vacation spot of the 1%...

"God is the name people give to explain the reason we are here and Jones Peak is where She lives." Stephen Hawking.

Jones Peak, is the legendary utopia where Shambhala and Nirvana have been rediscovered and enjoyed by the privileged few.  Leave your worries at sea level and travel over a mile high to experience a true natural high.  During the ascent, each breath replaces the urban air in your tortured lungs with the enriched oxygen only found in our paradise. Our "Mountain of Youth" attracts visitors from all parts of the planet and beyond.

"After leaving the building I thought I was dead until reincarnated at Shambhala," Elvis Presley.

Sit back; listen and relax as nature stimulates your senses while basking in the healing waters. Say goodbye to stress and hello to the soothing caress of mother nature. An environment so therapeutic, all of your worldly ailments, concerns, and troubles are washed down stream. You need not be concerned. We collect them all and package them for you to take with you upon your departure.

Our state-of-the-art meteorological complex provides the most accurate forecast of the current weather conditions. 

We are far from a home on the range, but don't be surprised by a very approachable and photogenic deer playing near by. 

As wonderful as Jones Peak is, we know that Ecstasy in excess can work up an appetite, and we've got you covered. The executive kitchen and formal dinning area are staffed with master chefs and culinary artists from around the world who have distinguished themselves as worthy to serve in paradise.  To date, it's a very short list. 

"The fried chicken made me slap my mama," Queen Elizabeth ("Liz-bit").

We  cater to all dietary disciplines.  The North Korean diet is most popular with those trying to shed a few pounds or reach a higher state of enlightenment by refusing to ingest life sustaining nutrients thereby causing cessation of all cellular activity.  At Jones Peak we combine food and fun with our vegan horseshoes. There is an extra fee and longer processing time for non-vegan horseshoes due to the travel time from Santa Anita, CA.

"Don't yell at me, Wilbur, I'm not your wife." Mister Ed (Famous Loquacious Nag). 

Are you ready for a heart pounding adrenaline rush?  Ditch Molly and get ready for the ride of your life.  Welcome to the Jones Peak Zip Line.  This is sure to be the ride of a lifetime; as it may be the the last ride of your life.  The Mayo Clinic gastroenterology and behavioral health departments prescribe the precipitous drop from the gargantuan boulders at Shambhala, dangling like a ripe tomato about to be smushed into the giant pine tree, as a holistic cure for constipation and depression, respectively.

"Daaaammmnnn!!!"

Time to take a break and enjoy the luxury accommodations at Shambhala.  Surround yourself with all of the accoutrement befitting Royalty.  View Paradise from your throne perched on the edge of the World.  Conduct world business while you do your business.

Your flask should never runneth over 'cause it's huge! Catch a few Z's knowing that only good spirits can pass through the authentic Native American dream catcher made in China.

"I've been to the Mountain Top; and found Nirvana." Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Nirvana has been described as an out of body experience.  Few have experienced the euphoria that Nirvana generates.  The simple but functional furnishings leave space for your soul to soar.  The Sun during the day and Stars at night are your boundaries. This is where you let go and let God.

"I loved it so much, I put a ring on it!" Beyonce.

Jones Peak, where Happy Endings keep Coming.